Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial. (I tend to be paranoid when waiting for someone to give me my stuff back.)
Total: 2 (Centaurs = mutated humans with the inability to wear pants. whoopee....-_-)

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest!). (Nope. They're as round as can be...)
[x] You are very intelligent. (Self-proclaimed)
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen. (in particular, my hearing seems to be top notch! )
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height. (Nope. I'm a fatty...*whimper*)
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age. (people think I'm older than I actually am.)
[x] You rarely get sick. (I only get sick once a year or so.)
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers you would like the power to read minds or see into the future.
Total: 5 (Why did humans have to get the genetic short end of the stick here?)

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time. (It takes a lot to get me down)
[x] The best superpower to you would be to fly. (I can think of others, but this one would be quite fun!)
[x] You are very shy. (at first, anyways.)
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[x] You are young and short. (haven't grown in three years...)
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back. (excellent memory and a practical joker. Don't get on my bad side. XD)
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you. (I prefer to choose my own symbols, thank you. *is wearing trademark shirt while writing this*)
Total: 7 (a fairy... just another odd insect to me.)

Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork. (I seem to do wonderfully with any type of physical art. Maybe I should become a sculptor...)
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward. (Meh, I don't really care)
[x] You are short for your age. (*sob*)
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age. (people once mistook me for someone from high school, and I was only in middle school... O.o)
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper. (If I do get mad... watch out... seriously, run!)
Total: 7 (they have their perks, but being short sucks...)

Harpy/Siren:
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face. (*sinister grin*)
[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you. (depends on the person though)
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours. (only stolen once in my life, unless you count some situations in video games, that is...)
[x] You are easily angered. (SPENCER SMASH!)
[ ] Death fascinates you. (I already know what comes with death, so whoo-hoo )
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man. (EEP! back off!)
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element. (*yawn*)
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others. (But I'm not very good at it...)
[x] You have a ravenous appetite. (people are surprised by how much I can eat sometimes...)
Total: 6 (part bird... could be nice, except for the molting...)

Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater. (that's what scuba gear is for...)
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea. (whatever...)
[x] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 1 (Boring!)

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person. (Curse you college!)
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all. (Are you kidding me? xD )
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you. (if I have a way out, I'm fine.)
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often. (Sun in the eyes... Hey! I can't watch my show!)
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips. (wouldn't know. no experience yet.)
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you. (depends. am I the one weilding the sharp object? >)
Total: 4 (Screw Twilight...)

Werewolf:
[ ] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you. (Nah, it's cool though)
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you. (once again, others come to mind, but this would be a really fun one.)
[x] You prefer gold over silver items. (Joe: Gold Version totally PWNS Silver. Spencer: Agreed!)
[x] You lack self control. (Have money, will spend... quickly.)
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans. (it's about equal, actually.)
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone. (at least some of the time)
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it. (Ok, it's not that bad...)
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 7 (they're just mutated dogs with anger issues.)

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry. (May I blow stuff up, please?)
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic. (I'm pretty intuitive.)
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements. (I can definitely see some perks here. >)
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility. (eagle scout. 'nuff said.)
[x] You spent a lot of time alone. (*plays DS*)
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely. (I really want a cat right now, but animals in genral seem to love me!)
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious. (Keyword: Mormon)
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do. (I'll eat anything with alfredo in it.)
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 7 (Am I going to need one of those pointy hats?)

Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone. (school and work...)
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat. (BEEF! ask my friends. I'm practically a meat-itarian)
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (Eww...)
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot (such as when you're tired, are annoyed, etc.). (especially when tired or sore.)
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[x] You usually walk slow.
[ ] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 5 (BRAAAAAAAINS!)

Total:

Centaur: 2
Elf: 5
Fairy: 7
Gnome/Dwarf: 7
Harpy/Siren: 6
Mermaid: 1
Vampire: 4
Werewolf: 7
Wizard/Witch: 7
Zombie: 5

YOU ARE: A Fairy/dwarf/werewolf/wizard hybrid with harpy attributes.
RUN AWAY! I"M A FREAK OF NATURE!!!!

And now to tag some victims... ( I get paid for the number of people I tag to do memes, not the number of people that SURVIVE the memes )